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ZULFEIN

 

Beith kr Anti Misba ke zulfon k saye

Mein aysa josh aaya

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Phir

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Abbu ne dekh lya ur

I.C.U mein hoosh aaya

 

KARACHI BOYS

(03135400550)

 

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HOW TO STAY HAPPPPPY

 

Two  golden rules to stay happy forever

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Never break a promise with ur wife

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Never make a promise to ur wife

 

SANJNA (DG Khan)

03314171810

 

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HAQEQAT

 

Dunya ke boht barri haqeqtein

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95% log apni zuban upar wale

danton se nhi lga skte

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Ye msg parh k 99% fools will try it

 

FURQAN(Karachi)

009203467429382

 

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DIL TO CHAHTA HAI

 

Dil to chahta hai k

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Chapal utaar k

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Boot pehen loon sardiyan

Jo aa gae hai

 

FURQAN (Karachi)

009203467429382

 

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JOKE OF THE CENTURY

 

Joke of the century??

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A sardar winning Nobel Prize

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NO NO

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Sardar winning

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Any kind of prize

 

Twinkl (Lahore)

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WORLD?S SHORTEST BOOK..?

 

What is the name of

World?s Shortest Book?.?

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Inteligent Sardars

 

Twinkl (Lahore)

 

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LOVE AND WAR

 

{[(>LOVE & WAR<)]}

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{[(?EASY?2?START?)]}

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{[?DIFFICULT?2?END?]}

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{?IMPOSIBLE?2?FORGET?}

 

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SHARIF FARAZ

 

Meri jhukki nazron ko meri nafrat na samaj Faraz

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Agr khuda ka dar na hot to mein

Bhe Imran Hashmi hota

 

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ACHE KAAM

 

Mein ne zindagi me sb kaam

Ache kye hai

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Bs ek kaam ghalat kya hai

K

Ek bevaquuf ko apna dost bnya

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pta hai wo kon hai..?

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nhe yaar tum nhe ho

 

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TAMAM BEVAQUF

 

Tamam BEVAQUFON ko

Ittalla de jati hai k

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Msg khtam ho gya hai DELETE

Kr dein

 

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BEVAQOOF KON..?

 

?TUM? jante ho es dunya ka

sb se bra bevaquf insaan kon hai..?

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Es sms msg ka sb se pehle WORD

 

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YOUR QUALITIES

 

Ap ke awaz KOYAL jesi

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Ankhein HERRAN jese

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Chaal MOAR jese

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Aadtein BANDAR jese

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Acha hota agr koe ek cheez

Bhe insanoo wali hoti

 

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IZZAT SE BOLAO

 

Boy:

?Abba edhar aa?

Dad:

?Beta aisay nhe,izzat se bolatay hy?

Boy:

?Acha..Abba Izzat se edhar aa ja?

 

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ASPECTS

 

A negative thinker see a difficulty

in every opportunity

BUT

A Positive thinker see an

opportunity in every difficulty

 

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HABIB OIL & FARAZ

 

Aj us ne bhi Habib Oil may Biryani bna dali

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?Faraz?

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Who jo kehti the

Har cheez Mezzan mein achi lgti hay?!

 

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FAQEER KA EK RUPYA

 

Faqeer:

Allah ke naam pr ek rupya day do

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Shopkeepr:

Baba kl aana

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Faqeer:

Es kal kal k chakar mein is market

mein maray Lakhon rupay phansay hue hai

 

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SAY NO TO SHARAB

 

Major Rohail:

Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo

2 admi ja rhe hai tume 4 nazar ayege

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Bacha:

Magar abbu wo to 1 aadmi hai

 

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INTIZAR

 

Koe wada nhi phr b intizar hai,

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Door hone k bad b hr taraf pyar hai,

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Ap k chehre ki muskuraht bta rhe hai,

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Apko mere hi SmS ka intizar hai,

 

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AP K LYE DUA

 

Ae khuda mere es dost ko

Hathi ki Taqat,

Sher ki Awaz,

Cheetay ki Speed,

Aur Hiran se sundar roop dey,

Baqi

GADHEY ka dimagh tou us k pass hai he

 

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MAKE SENTENCE

 

Teacher:

Word ?KISSES? ko sentence me es tra

estamal kro k word b na aye ur meaning b aajae

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Student:

Aj subha subha BV say bohat muu mari hogae

 

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FARAZ & ISHQ

 

Ishq k wajah se begum ne bht mara

Faraz

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Jisko chaha tha wo begum ke dost nikli

 

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GOOD MORNING SMS

 

Every morning u hv two choices

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1.Continue ur sleep with ur dreams

or

2.Wake up and chase ur dreams

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Subha Bakhair

 

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KARACHI CITY OF LIGHTS

 

Kabhi Karachi

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?City OF lights?

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Kehlata tha

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Ab loadshading ke wja se

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Karachi ho gya hai

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?City OFF lights?

 

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FRIENDS & COLOURS

 

Friends r like colour pencils

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They colour our lives

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I may not be ur favorit colour

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But hope u will need me

somewhere to complete ur picture

 

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SAD MAJOR ROHAIL

 

Major Rohail ke behan ke shadi thi

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Major naraz ho gya

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Kyo??

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Major Rohail:

?Mere behan ke shadi hai ur?.

?.muje he PEPSI nhi mile?

 

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