ZULFEIN
Beith kr Anti Misba ke zulfon k saye
Mein aysa josh aaya
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Phir
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Abbu ne dekh lya ur
I.C.U mein hoosh aaya
KARACHI BOYS
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HOW TO STAY HAPPPPPY
Two golden rules to stay happy forever
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Never break a promise with ur wife
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Never make a promise to ur wife
SANJNA (DG Khan)
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HAQEQAT
Dunya ke boht barri haqeqtein
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95% log apni zuban upar wale
danton se nhi lga skte
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Ye msg parh k 99% fools will try it
FURQAN(Karachi)
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DIL TO CHAHTA HAI
Dil to chahta hai k
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Chapal utaar k
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Boot pehen loon sardiyan
Jo aa gae hai
FURQAN (Karachi)
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JOKE OF THE CENTURY
Joke of the century??
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A sardar winning Nobel Prize
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NO NO
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Sardar winning
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Any kind of prize
Twinkl (Lahore)
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WORLD?S SHORTEST BOOK..?
What is the name of
World?s Shortest Book?.?
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Inteligent Sardars
Twinkl (Lahore)
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LOVE AND WAR
{[(>LOVE & WAR<)]}
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{[(?EASY?2?START?)]}
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{[?DIFFICULT?2?END?]}
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{?IMPOSIBLE?2?FORGET?}
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SHARIF FARAZ
Meri jhukki nazron ko meri nafrat na samaj Faraz
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Agr khuda ka dar na hot to mein
Bhe Imran Hashmi hota
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ACHE KAAM
Mein ne zindagi me sb kaam
Ache kye hai
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Bs ek kaam ghalat kya hai
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Ek bevaquuf ko apna dost bnya
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pta hai wo kon hai..?
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nhe yaar tum nhe ho
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TAMAM BEVAQUF
Tamam BEVAQUFON ko
Ittalla de jati hai k
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Msg khtam ho gya hai DELETE
Kr dein
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BEVAQOOF KON..?
?TUM? jante ho es dunya ka
sb se bra bevaquf insaan kon hai..?
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Es sms msg ka sb se pehle WORD
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YOUR QUALITIES
Ap ke awaz KOYAL jesi
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Ankhein HERRAN jese
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Chaal MOAR jese
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Aadtein BANDAR jese
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Acha hota agr koe ek cheez
Bhe insanoo wali hoti
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IZZAT SE BOLAO
Boy:
?Abba edhar aa?
Dad:
?Beta aisay nhe,izzat se bolatay hy?
Boy:
?Acha..Abba Izzat se edhar aa ja?
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ASPECTS
A negative thinker see a difficulty
in every opportunity
BUT
A Positive thinker see an
opportunity in every difficulty
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HABIB OIL & FARAZ
Aj us ne bhi Habib Oil may Biryani bna dali
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?Faraz?
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Who jo kehti the
Har cheez Mezzan mein achi lgti hay?!
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FAQEER KA EK RUPYA
Faqeer:
Allah ke naam pr ek rupya day do
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Shopkeepr:
Baba kl aana
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Faqeer:
Es kal kal k chakar mein is market
mein maray Lakhon rupay phansay hue hai
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SAY NO TO SHARAB
Major Rohail:
Beta sharab mat peena warna yeh jo
2 admi ja rhe hai tume 4 nazar ayege
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Bacha:
Magar abbu wo to 1 aadmi hai
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INTIZAR
Koe wada nhi phr b intizar hai,
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Door hone k bad b hr taraf pyar hai,
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Ap k chehre ki muskuraht bta rhe hai,
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Apko mere hi SmS ka intizar hai,
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AP K LYE DUA
Ae khuda mere es dost ko
Hathi ki Taqat,
Sher ki Awaz,
Cheetay ki Speed,
Aur Hiran se sundar roop dey,
Baqi
GADHEY ka dimagh tou us k pass hai he
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MAKE SENTENCE
Teacher:
Word ?KISSES? ko sentence me es tra
estamal kro k word b na aye ur meaning b aajae
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Student:
Aj subha subha BV say bohat muu mari hogae
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FARAZ & ISHQ
Ishq k wajah se begum ne bht mara
Faraz
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Jisko chaha tha wo begum ke dost nikli
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GOOD MORNING SMS
Every morning u hv two choices
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1.Continue ur sleep with ur dreams
or
2.Wake up and chase ur dreams
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Subha Bakhair
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KARACHI CITY OF LIGHTS
Kabhi Karachi
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?City OF lights?
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Kehlata tha
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Ab loadshading ke wja se
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Karachi ho gya hai
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?City OFF lights?
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FRIENDS & COLOURS
Friends r like colour pencils
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They colour our lives
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I may not be ur favorit colour
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But hope u will need me
somewhere to complete ur picture
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SAD MAJOR ROHAIL
Major Rohail ke behan ke shadi thi
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Major naraz ho gya
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Kyo??
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Major Rohail:
?Mere behan ke shadi hai ur?.
?.muje he PEPSI nhi mile?
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