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FARAZ UR ANDHERA

 

Apni zindgi me to sirf andhere he hy

Faraz

.

Wo ur log hy jinho ne U.P.S lgvae hove hy

 

Mr.Dogar Ali (Kashana Karachi)

 

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DOSTI KE MAALA

 

Dosti 5 motiyon ki ek khubsurat maala hy

.

1-Mohabat

2-Qurbani

3-Wafadari

4-Ithaad

5-Atimad

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Agr es maala se ek bhe mooti toot jae

To sari mala bikhar jati hy

 

FURQAN AHMAD (Lahore)

 

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JB APP SUBHA UTTHO

 

Jb subha jago to KALMA parho,

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Jb pani peo to BISMILLAH prho,

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Jb muje dekho SUBHAN ALLAH parho,

.

Jb shesha dekho to

.

.

LA HOL WALA QUWAT parho

 

ASLAM (Hydrabad Ramez Chowk)

 

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FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT

 

Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha

Faraz

Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein

 

RAJA (Karachi)

 

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DAD & EXAMS

 

Dad-

Oy tu sms parh rha hy,

MATRIC

k exam ke tyari kr

.

Boy-

App ghalt soch rhe hy

.

Dad-

Sma parhne wala ur send krne

Wala ghalt

.

Boy-

Dad exam matric ka nhe

B.A ka hy

 

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BEVAQUF DAY

 

Happy bevaquf day

.

Ye msg usko send kro jo ap ki

Nazar me sb se bara bevaquf hy

.

Me ne to app ko send kr dya

.

Ab muje he send kr k ek

Ur bevaqufi na karna

 

ASAD (Sadkabad)

 

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A,B,C,D,…….

 

Parho,

 

A B C D E F G

H I J K L M N

O P Q R S T U

V W X Y Z

 

Es me se 1 missing hy

.

Dekho

.

.

2 dfa q parh rhe ho

A B C D me “1” kha aata hy

LA HOL WALA QUWAT

 

Adil (Islamabad)

 

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SOOONEY KE DUA

 

Raat ko sony se pehly ek

He DUA mango

.

.

“Ya Allah mje utha le”

.

.

.

Subha Sawery

.

.

.

Namaz K lye

(Ameen)

 

SWEET HEART (Lahore)

 

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STOP

 

One day I read Smoking is

Bad…

I stop Smoking

.

I day I read Drinking is

Bad…

I stop Drinking

.

.

I day I read Kissing is

Bad…

.

.

.

I stop Reading

 

MOMINA (KHARIYA)

 

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SAB SE SMJDAR

 

Dil to karta hy k es dunya me jo sb se

Smjdar ur intelligent hy us ke jaan le lu

.

.

.

Pr

.

.

Kya kro khudkushi krna b haram hy

 

FURQAN (Jehlum)

 

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SHEER UR CHUHA

 

Sheer ke shadi mein ek chuha

Zor zor zor se haas rha tha

.

.

Kyu..?

.

.

Shadi se pehle chuha bhe sheer that

 

NYLA (Pindi Bhtya)

 

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SARDAR’S VISITS

 

Man-

Ap ne ktne country visit kye..?

.

.

Sardar-

Three

India

Hindustan

Baharat

 

BHARTI(Mumbai)

 

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JHOOTHA UR FARAZ

 

Jhootha pene se mohabat barhti hy

Faraz

Ye keh kr wo mere sari PEPSI pee gya

 

WQAQS (Karachi)

 

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