WARNING

 

Rozana muthh marne se

Parhez karen

Yad rakhyn

K

LUN mai jaan

Tu mard ki shan

.

.

Wazarat-e-chudai

 

FARUKAH (Karachi)

 

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ANTI MISBA & BABA

 

Ek baba ne Anti Misba ke GAND

Mein  ungel dal de

.

Anti Misba-

Miss call kyu marte ho

.

Baba-

Shlwar uttar k bola

“mera to balance he khtam hy”

 

WAQAS (Karachi)

 

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ELECTION & ERECTION

 

What is common b/n

Election

&

Erection

.

.

Dono mein UMEEDWAR khara hota hy

 

SAIMA (XXX)

 

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ANTI MISBA KA AWARD

 

Army walo ne apni officer

“Anti Misba”

ko mohab-e-watan hone ka

award dya

.

.

Kyu…?

.

.

.

Kyu K Anti misba ne apne

Character pr DAGH lgva lya

Pr wardi pr na lagne dya

 

FIZA (XXX)

 

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BANK & BRAIZER

 

What is common b/n

Bank & Brazier

.

.

Dono k andar jtna MAAL

Zyada….

Utna Interest Zyada

 

HASHAM (XXX)

 

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FARZ KE ULLAD

 

Meri jitni b NAJAIZ ullad ho ge

Faraz

.

.

Wo mere klam ko beggar k phlye ge

 

 

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PHATAN SCIENCE

 

Phatan claims

They can tell future of boy or girl

By feeling their GAND

.

.

.

This knowledge is called

.

.

“ASS-trology”

 

MUDASAR (XXX)

 

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PETROL

 

Boy-App raat ko mom k sath kya kr rhe the..?

.

Dad-Beta petrol daal rha tha

.

Boy-Papa mom ke average check krao

Aj subha nokar bhe petrol daal k gya hy

 

AUNTI CANDY (Karaci,Lahore,Islamabad)

 

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S PHONE

 

Phone bja

 

Major Rohail-

Mera ho to keh dena ghar pr nhe

.

B.V-Jee wo ghar pr hy

.

Major Rohail-Me ne tume kha that mna kr dena

.

B.V-Fone mere lye tha

 

RAZA RABANI (Peshawar)

 

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ANTI MISBA “KAB AAO GE”

 

Anti Misba-

Mein tumhari yad me 15 din me he aadhi mar gye hu

Muje lene kb aa rhe ho..?

.

.

Major Rohail-

“15 din baad”

 

OMAR (Lahore)

 

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SEX POEM

 

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi baat bane,

.

Dolat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane,

.

Doodh cup se peena gawara nhe muje,

.

Direct B(.)(.)BS se pilao to koi baat bane

 

RIZWAN (XXX)

 

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TRAIN,BACHA,DAD UR MADARCHOD

 

Ek bacha train se kheel rha tha

Uur keh rha tha

Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy

Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy

.

Ye suun kr dad ne train wapas lely

.

Dad ne jb dekha k bacha khuch nhe bool

Rha to  us ne train wapas kr de

.

Bacha phir se train se khelne lg gya

Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy

Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy

Pehle he ek madar chod

Ke waja se train late ho

Gae hy

 

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

 

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DIRTY POEM

 

Sher-o-Shyri se tuje koi kaam nhe,

.

Tu qatal b krde to tuj pe elzam nhe,

.

Kabi to aaiga tu mere ghar DAWAT khane

.

Bed pr lita k na CHODA to mera

B naam Irfan Khan nhe

 

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

 

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BURA BOY FRND

 

Boy frnd chahe jitna b bura ban jai,

.

Kbhi us se dosti mat torna

.

Q….K

.

Pani chahe jitna b gnda ho jae

.

Aag bhjane k lye kafi hota hy

 

 

ATTA ..M (Pakistan,Karachi)

 

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PHATAN & GADHE(donkey)

 

What is common b/n

Phatan

&

Gadha

.

Phatan ur gadhe

Dono bachpan mein bohat

Pyare hote hy

Ur

Bare ho kr transport

Ka kaam krte hy

 

KOCHA KHAN (Peshawar)

 

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DAD & EXAMS

 

Dad-

Oy tu sms parh rha hy,

MATRIC

k exam ke tyari kr

.

Boy-

App ghalt soch rhe hy

.

Dad-

Sma parhne wala ur send krne

Wala ghalt

.

Boy-

Dad exam matric ka nhe

B.A ka hy

 

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FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT

 

Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha

Faraz

Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein

 

RAJA (Karachi)

 

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DENTIST KE BETI

 

Dentisit ke beti-

Aj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ke baat na ke.?

.

.

Boy-Bs aj b mear hosla nhe hova khamoshi

Se ek ur daant niklwa ka aa gya

 

MOHSIN (KARACHI)

 

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HAMARE SMS

 

Hmare sms se log smjte hy,

.

.

K hume aadat hy pyse urane ki,

.

.

Lekin…

.

.

Wo nadan kya smjhain..?

.

K ye b ek ada hy

.

KHERAT bhejvane

ur

ZAKAT ktwane ke

 

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ISHQ UR APP

 

Ishq kitta C zor shor de naal

.

Phirda C barri tour de naal

.

Per aggay tu ishq kareen

Zara ghor de naal

.

Q

K

Kal me teri waali wekhi

C kisi hor de naal….

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

TEACHER & PAPPU

 

Teacher-

Wo 3 lafz btao jo sb se zyada bole jate hy

.

.

Pappu-

Muje nhe pta

.

Teacher-

Shabash baith jao

.

.

App ne socha I LOVE YOU

Ap bhe Pappu ke tra zehan saaf rakhe

 

ROHAIL KANJAR (Heramandi)

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

 

TWO INTERESTS

 

Apne 2 he shoq hai

.

.

.

1 acha khana

.

.

.

2 ap ke bajana

.

.

.

Nhi Nhi who nhi sirf

Message ki TONE

But I like the way u think

 

MOHSIN (Multan)

 

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VOMITING

 

Agr girl vomit kre to

.

Parents-

Kon hy wo kamina

.

Agr Boy vomit kre to

.

Parents-Kamine kha se pee k aya hy

.

Jo B vomit kre

Bechara larka he kamina…?

 

RIZWAN (Karachi)

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

ANTI MISBA KA NEW DRESS

 

During sex

 

Anti Misba-

Oh! Shit ye kya keya sare k sare

Sperms mere new dress pr nekal dye

.

.

Major Rohail-

Don’t worry SURF EXCEL HY NA

“Dagh to ache hote hy”

 

OMAR & FAISAL (Lahore)

 

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FILL THE BLANKS

 

FALT_

ST_PID

GAND_

CH_TYA

B_ND

PH_DI

K_TTA

F_CK

BUDH_

L_N

BEVAK_F

OLL_

.

.

See how every thing is

Incomplete without

…..””U””…..

 

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