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A CHALANGE

 

Chalange 4 U

.

Ap ko apne elava kis kas Lun acha

Lgta hy

.

.

 

Reply is must

 

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DOSTI K LYE ?1? DBYE

 

Dosti k lye ?1? dbye

.

Dost ko msg krne k lye

?reply? dbye

.

New dost bnane k lye

?4wrd? dbye

.

Dost se baat krne k lye

Mere # pr 1000 ka

Easy load krvye

 

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ANTI MISBA KA DRESS

 

During sex

.

Anti Misba-

Oh! Shit ye kya keya sperms mere

New dress pr nekal dye

.

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Major Rohail-

Don?t worry

Surf Excel hy na

?Dagh to ache hote hy?

 

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1999 AND 2009

 

1999

Prize bond nekla

Lottery nekle

Umreh ka ticket nekla

.

.

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2009

Mera 5 kg ATTA nekla

Mere 3 L petrol ke bottle nekle

Mera U.P.S nekla

 

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GIRL FRIEND ?1? DBYE

 

Apni Girl frnd

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Ko ?Hi? kehne k lye ?1? dbye

.

Baat krne k lye ?2? dbye

.

Sorry kehne k lye ?3? dbye

.

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Apni girlfrnd wapas chahye

To ?reply? dbye

 

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HORSE PRICES

 

1 foot Lun=2000

2 foot Lun=5000

3 foot Lun=500

.

Anti Misba-

3 foot Lun wala sirf 500??

.

Ye ARMY ka ghora hy es ka LUN

Khra krne k lye GAND marni prte hy

 

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ANTI MISBA SEX LINE

 

Tel bell rings

.

Hello ye hy Anti Misba ke SEX line

Phone sex 50

Chuma Chati 100

Chupey 200

Full sex 500

Mein ap ke kya khidmat kr skte hu

.

Beta mein tumhara baap bool rha hu

 

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LUN K LYE ?1? DBYE

 

Ap k pas

LUN hy ?1? dbye

6 to 8 inch ka ?2? dbye

9 to 12 inch ka ?3? dbye

.

Ye dosro se share krne k lye

?4wrd? dbye

.

Agr app k pass LULLiiiii hy to

?DELETE? dbye

 

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Booking Open

 

Jis jis choot ne booking krvani hy abi krva le

Aj se 16 din bad mre LUN k pas

Tym nhe hoga

.

.

.

Happy Valentine?s day

 

Don Guru

 

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MIDDLE LIPS

 

Boy & girl were having sex

Grl: Darling I want u to kiss my lips

Boy: sure! Which one would u prefer 1st,

upper or middle lip

Grl: Middle lips, the one in middle

Of my legs

 

Sweeto

03227383602

 

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MRE DILLI DUA

 

Smndar mei hy gehrai

Pyar mei hy judai

Bhgvan kre is valentine?s day pr

Na tute uske angrai

Ab b kro girl frnd ke chudai

Ur keh sko mei ne hy uske bjai

 

Soha

28th January 2007

 

 

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SEX MEDICINE

 

Major Rohail climbed on bed naked

B.V: I m having fever

 

Major:I know sweet heart! That?s y I have powderd

My penis with crocine

 

Now tell me how u wish to take it

?Orally or as injection?

 

Soha

28th January 2007

 

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BHT HO GYA YAARO

 

Bht ho gya yaaro!

Apni girlfriend ko smjhao

 

Choot mrani ke Mje fon kr k

ke kehti hy k

aj se 16 din bad

Mre sath date pr chalna

.

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Happy Valentine?s day

14th Feb 2007

 

Guru Don

Faisalabad

 

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CHAND UR TAARE

 

Janu ek bad news hy

 

Valantine?s day pr tumhe gift dene k lye

Mei chand ur tare lene gya

Bri mushkil se mei ne chand ur tare hasil kye

.

.

pr bhenchod wapsi pe thyla e phat gya

 

mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com

 

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