aDuLt sMs JoKeSs
WAAH WAAH
Ap ay hmare ghar
Wah wah
Ap ay hmare ghar
Wah wah
Kabhi hm apko dekhte hein
Kbhe apne Lun ko
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JAEDAT KA CASE
.
Anti Misba
“” Judge sab jaedat ka
90% hisa muje milna chahye kyo k
90% customer mere hein
aur
Sirf Pathan customer Rohail k hein””
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MY LUN & MY DOST
What is common b/w
My Lun
&
My dost
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mera Lun mera dost hy
Aur
Mera dost mera Lun hy
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CUSTOMER RELATION
Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho????
Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu
Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga
Maa: kyu?
Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy
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BLACK HOLE
Name one thing on planet earth
which is similar to black hole in space
.
.
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba ke GAAND
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BREAKING NEWS
Menaar-e- Pakistan gum ho gya
.
.
.
.
.
Police ka kehna hy
k
Anti Misba ko
Menar pe charhte hove dekha gya tha
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MENAR-E-PAKISTAN
Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye
.
.
.
.
.
Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya
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GREAT WALL OF CHINA
What’s common between
.
Great Wall Of China
&
Anti Misba’s vagina
.
.
.
.
Both r visible 2 the naked eye from the moon
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3 IMPORTANT CHIZEI
3 chizo pr kabu rkho
Driving
Daulat
BV
3 chizo se Nfrat kro
Wapda
Zrdari
Police
3 chizo ko pkar k rkho
Dost
Girl Friend
Ur
Dost ke Girl Friend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PEHLI DFA KA EXPERIENCE
Pehli dfa insane jb dalta hy
To
Nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo
To
Phisal k ander chala jata hy
Phir
Awazei aaney lgti hein
Lakin
Tm bilkul na ghabrana
Confidance se dale rkhna
Or
Us wqt tk
Na nikalna
Jb tk
Apki Money nahi nikal aye
Phir
Apna
.
.
.
ATM CARD
Machine se nikal lena
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SASTI PHUDDI
Dekho ye banda
Sbse sasti phudi
Maaaarne je raahaaaa hai
Na es mulk ke
Na Asia ke
Balkeh ye tu
Dunya ke sb se sasti phudi hy
Aah oh aaah aaahhh
Kya tym phir kisi ko
Sab se sasti phudi
Maar k dekha rhe ho
Show off!
Sasti phudi mehngi pr gyee
Btao mei kese ab se sasti phuddi maru
Tumhare paas Anti Misba hai
Nhe
Tu mutt he maar le bari bat hy
“”Anti Misba! Tumhee tu ho””
