ADULT SmS JOKES
SEX & SIX
SIX:
Bat ko utha k maro six
Bed pr lita k maro to sex
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Hands ooper hon to six
Tange ooper hon to sex
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MAJOR ROHAIL?S SHOCK
Anti Misba ne suhag raat pr
Major Rohail se kaha
.
Please ye condom use nahi krna
Muje es brand se ALLERGY hai
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MAJOR ROHAIL & LOVE MARRIAGE
Boy:
Papa ap ke love marriage hoe thi na
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Major Rohail:
Yes! Pr tuje kese pta chla
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Boy:
Wo app ke shadi & mere date of birth
mein sirf 4 mah ka farq hai
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MAJOR & KANJARYAN
Major Rohail apni shadi ke video
apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy:
Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr
KANJARYAN nachao gy
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Major Rohail:
Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai
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U.S.A ZLALT AWARD
America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai
Al Qaida
Hmmas
Talibal
Lashker Tyiba
Jamat tul Dawa
And the AWARD goes to
Js ne BUSH ko Juta Mara
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BUSH KE BV
Bush ke BV frmati hai
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
wah wah
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
Phir bhe koe
Jute se na mare mere dewane ko
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ANTI MISBA K NAJAEZ TALUKAT
Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..?
.
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Anti Misba:
?Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai,
Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova,
mein roz malish krte hu?
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ADVANCE BACHA
Ek bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola mobile hy..?
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Nusre:
Hai lekin kya krna hai..?
Bacha:
Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms
krna hy k khariat se pohanch gya hu
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MAJOR ROHAIL & FALIG ATTACK
Dr.
?Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka
sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge??.
Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai?
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Major Rohail:
?Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai?
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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA
BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence
Major ye sb kese..?
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Major Rohail:
?Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai
Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai
Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai?
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HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS
Respect her,
Honour her,
Leove her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
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HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
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Just smile once
(Game Over)
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I LIKE U
Ap muje ek jga se bohat pyare lgte ho
Maloom hai kha se..?
.
.
Hmmmmm
.
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Sharma rhe ho..?
.
.
Pr mein sach bool rha hu
.
.
Pta hy kha se
.
.
DoOoOoOoOr seeee
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MAJOR ROHAIL KE SISTER KA RAPE
Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya
Wo behoosh ho gae
Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi
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Police:
?Roo kyu rhe ho???
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Nosheen:
?Bdmash mera N78 le gae?
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ANTI MISBA & PEANUTS
Reporter:
?What is ur favorit thing?
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Anti Misba:
?PEANUTS mein se
.
.
.
?.?T? nekal do to mere favorit
cheez ka naam bnta hai?
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U R BEVAQUF
Tum dunya k "BEVAQUF"
treen insan ho
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Ooper bta dya na..
Ab neechay kya certificate lenay aye ho
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PHATAN KA MEZAAR
Phatan:
Meri aulad nhe hoti
Dost:
Tum mezzar pr dua kya kro
NXT YEAR
Dost:
Kya hua..?
Phatan:
Nhe hue
Dost:
Kon se mezzar pr dua ke
Phatan:
QUAID-E-AZAM K
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SHEHRI & PUNJABI GIRL
Shehri Larki:
Mere khawand ne bri
mushkil se muje paya hai
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Punjabi Lakri:
Uuffoo,pagal
Ono kehndi thora tail la lenda
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FARAZ & U
Bohat kya intezar mgr wo na aye
Faraz
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.
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Flush pr bethay bethay paon soo gae
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ANTI MISBA & DAALAL
Problem to hai sb k sath, bs nazrye ke hai baat
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Anti Misba ne heramandi k daalal k sath shadi kr le
.
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Ab who kehti hai k mere husband
CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER HAI
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ANTI MISBA & FAMILY
Atni Misba ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver,
Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,?
Sb k sb bhag gae
.
Kyo..?
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Anti Misba ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae
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ROMANTIC SHER...?
Jaise bina pani tu tatti se
libry chooter dho nhe skti
.
.
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Us hi trha tu mere siwa kisi or ki ho nhe skti
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MAJOR ROHAIL NO NO NO
Major Rohail:
No
Nhe
Me gand nhe mrvao ga
Me ne Gand nhe mrvani
Nhe mrvani
No
Nhe
.
Boy:
?Ye kya keh rhe ho..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Baba ne kha tha ye kehne se
gand mrvane ke aadat chle jae ge?
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ANTI MISBA IN SAD MOOD
4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the
Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae
.
Kyo??
.
Taras aa gya
No
.
?Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae?
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ANTI MISBA SLOGANS
Anti Misba
Naam he kafi hai
.
Misba
Pehli Chaht
.
Misba
Es se sassti sirf khamoshi
.
Misba
Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd
.
Misba
Ye naam hai etmaad ka
.
Misba
Dil mange more
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ANTI MISBA SEXY POEM
Mere pass aa tuje mohbat krna sikha du,
.
Tuje itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara du,
.
Tere badan pe apne honton ki
Nishani sja du
.
Teri masti main apni hasti mita du,
.
Tere honton pe apne hont
rakh k apni pyas bhuja du,
.
Mere pass aa Misba tuje mohbat
krna sikha du
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ANTI MISBA MOVIES
Misba Phudi de chuki sanam
.
Lun Misba ke phudi mein rehta hai
.
Ye lun Misba ka hova
.
Heramndi wale Misba ke le jae ge
.
Misba ke phudi ho na ho
.
Major Rohail ke gand hai na
.
Major Rohail ke gand ur wehshi gujjar
.
Misba ke le gya kon
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SUHAGRAAT
Suhagraat k nxt day
.
Major Rohail:
?Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye?
.
Judge:
?Kyu???
.
Major Rohail:
?Mein ne sex ka kha to??
??to kehti hai
MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE?
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MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND
Anti Misba:
?Jb app Major bne tb app ke GAND
pr etne zyada stiches nhe lge the,pr es dfa to??.?
.
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Captain Rohail:
?Jtna bra RANK uttne zyada stiches?
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ANTI MISBA PHUDI CHTVA
Anti Misba Phudi chtvatey hove
.
aah
aah
aah
oh
oh
oh
aah
.
Echanak
.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oy! Mein mar gae
bacaho bachao
TOMMY ye mere phudi hai
Tere hddi nhe
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ANTI MISBA & CREAM
Anti Misba:
?Dr. muje LUN bra krne wali cream chahye?
.
Dr.
?Ap k husband ka LUN chota hai?
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Anti Misba:
?No nhe?.mere paltu kutte ka chota hai?
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ANTI MISBA & RAJU
Anti Misba:
?Aj pehli dfa Raju ne pura LUN
andar dala to mere phudi phat gae?
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Dr.
?Raju ap ka husband..??
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Anti Misba:
?Nhe, Raju my HORSE?
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SAUDIA
Major Rohail:
?Yaar Saudi log sex krte waqt phar dete hai?
.
Boy:
?Tu Saudia gya tha?
.
Major Rohail:
?Nhe mere behan gae the?
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ANTI MISBA KE PHAT GAE
Anit Misba:
?Janu Customer ne mere phudi phar de?
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Major Rohail:
?Kaha tha na k LUN ka size dekh lya kro?
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Anti Misba:
?Lun ka size dekh lya tha,
Pr kutte ne HOCKEY car mein chupai
Hoe the?
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MAJOR ROHAIL, LUN & TATTE
Major Rohail:
?Dr. Saab mere LUN ur TATTE zakhmi ho gae?
.
Dr.
?Who kese..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Dr. saab mein GAND maar rha tha k
echanak DONKEY ne laat maar di?
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MAJOR ROHAIL & ARAB BOYS
Major Rohail
?Yar Arab larkon ka LUN both Lambaaaa hota hai?
.
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Boy:
?Tu HAJ krne gya tha ya Arabeon k LUN dekhne?
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