AdULt SmS jOkEsS
Tax Collection
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
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Faraz & Major Rohail
Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz
Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli
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Information & Data
Whats the difference b/w Information & Data
An information is 362436
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A data is
36-24-36
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Manstural Cycle
Major Rohail : Want to fuck
Misba: I m having manstural cycle
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
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Chicken & Baby
Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
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Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock
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Snow storm & men
What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm
U never know when they are coming
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How many inches u will get
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How long they will last
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Cycle & Gashti
Difference b/w
Cycle
&
Gashti
Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti
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Four animals & a women
Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
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occasionally a cock
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Types of Women’s sex
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God
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Bill Clinton & His grl frnd
What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford
“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””
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Bulb or Bowling Ball
What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?
It depends if u would like to
Get screwed
Or
Fingered
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Send me SMS
Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu
K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi
Sms kro
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Qaumi Versa
SmS heroes Santa, Banta, Pthan, Major Rohail, Sardar, Zardari, Anti Misba, Nargis, Bubbli, Malika Shirawat, Musharaf Hmara Qaumi versa hein in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy
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2008 SMS Awards
10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
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who’s 1st
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1st- Faraz
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Right Hand
Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone
Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v
When ur right hand neighbor is also gone
Ur right hand becomes ur b.v
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Next Morning
What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
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Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge
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Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche
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Bubbli on Suhagraat
Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga
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Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)
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Tight Phuddi
kya apke phuddi tight hy?
Bubbli: khudi check kr lo, eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo, hath dalo,gud dusra hath dalo, ab taali bjao………nhe bajti na? Dekha meri kitni tight hy
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Types of Women sex:
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh
Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss
Greedy- more,more,more,plz more
Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God
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Major Rohail & MIlking Machine
Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis
He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it
He got faint after reading manual
""Autorelease after 5 liters""
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Major Rohail & Wife
Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
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Jaadugar
Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her
Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:
Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
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Fucking Malika Shirawat
Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom
When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
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No Rishta
Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses
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Sex ka Maza
Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
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