ADULT SmS JOKES
FARAZ KE SOOCH
Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae
Sami (Karachi)
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NO & CAN
No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room
Twinkel(Islamabad)
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MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN
Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai
Omar (Lahore)
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MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI
Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?
Shafeeq (Gujrat)
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MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM
Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai
Nabeel (Canal View)
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ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP
Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do
ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)
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ANTI MISBA KA SEX
Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai
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ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA
Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo
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MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC
Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?
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ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD
Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?
Sameer (Faislabad)
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ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai
Haroon (Sialkot)
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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA
Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae
Noman (Lahore)
03134181576
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MEN & WOMEN
Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen
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PYAR & JUNG
Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??
Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721
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MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE
Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati
Cruisetronic@yahoo.com
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FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ
Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae
Khokar Ali (Multan)
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MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE
Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya
SAFDAR (03217927877)
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WIFE & HUSBAND
Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu
Omar (Lahor)
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ANTI MISBA 2659
Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension
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LUN
Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do
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DOUBLE MEANING
School main
Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga
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TWO DOGS & SEX
Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai
SABA (Karachi)
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MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME
Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya
MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719
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DOCTOR & OLD MAN
Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna
Hashim (Pindi)
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ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL
5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai
SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322
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FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA
Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.
Saba (Karachi)
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FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN
Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??
OMAR (Lahore)
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FARAZ UR GHAR
Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad
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TU GAND MRVATA HAI??
Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??
Sent:23-Jan-07
06:45pm
99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??
SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765
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ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME
Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?
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MUSHKIL KAAM
Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana
Omar Lahore
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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA
Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
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Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli
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100 DROPS=1
Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??
Omar Lahore
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UPDATED DICTIONERY
SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee
Mr.Khan(Karachi)
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WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS
Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai
OMAR Lahore
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LUN UTHA K GEO
Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO
SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com
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ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN
Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?
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JB BHE BAJAO GE
School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge
Ahmad 03218801595
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FARAZ & IZZAT
Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai
Omar Lahore
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ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT
Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb
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ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA
Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?
SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)
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MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ
Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe
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MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM
Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?
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ATNI MISBA & BETI
Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??
NAJAM 03224614030
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KHUSHI & PRESHANY
Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?
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ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY
Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?
SAMY Karachi
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XXX LIFE
Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations
Nabeel Hasim
03236433120
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ANTI MISBA & MOUSE
Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?
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MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW
SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the
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ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR
Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW
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ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER
Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?
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